Rude Bastards tour of Medieval Berlin

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2 hours (approx.)
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Offered in: English

Overview

The same old famous, or infamous rude bastards tour – your humorous guides who enjoy dirty jokes, rude language, and a bit of fun while conducting this historic tour. But now we are bringing something unique to the city, to the old, historic, medieval city of Berlin. Many visitors that come to Berlin generally focus on the 20th century, forgetting or simply not realising the other half of this history rich city. We take a few steps back and start when Berlin was called the "swap land" and end just before the start of the 20th century, the rudest way of course.

What's Included

Well rounded view of the local attractions
Insider tips - Entertainment, cuisine, free museums & night life
Local Guide

Public Transport ticket
Restroom break

Meeting and Pickup

Meeting point

We start at the Martin Luther statue, Karl-Liebknecht-Str. 8, 10178 Berlin (next to Marienkirche/St.-Marien-Kirche). Guide will have a mini yellow flag!

What To Expect

Luther Monument

We will be talking Protestantism and Protestant Reformation and division of Germany.

St. Mary's Church

1270 2nd oldest construction of Berlin/Dance of the Death and what the paintings are about!

Rotes Rathaus

When this was all put together, its functions and how creative Germans can be when it comes to naming things

Franziskaner Klosterkirche

1250 - oldest preserved / The Berlin High School at the Gray Monastery 1574 .Karl Friedrich Schinkel , Friedrich Ludwig Jahn and Otto von Bismarck

Palais Podewil

Was erected by aristocrats of Berlin in 1704, was named after its most famous resident, when in 1732 Heinrich Graf von Podewils lived there, State Minister for Foreign Affairs in the Cabinet of the Soldier King and minister under Frederick the Great

Parochialkirche

Built in 1695-1705 is the oldest Reformed Church of Berlin. Friedrich III (I). Has as well the oldest well preserved cemetery 1706. The roof was destroyed by an incendiary bomb, and DDR rebuild it, but never used as a church, just after unification and renovations.

Memorial of the Berlin Wall

Started being Erected in 1250 and was used and improved until the 17th Century.

Maerkisches Museum

We will be breaking down how this island started, original Berlin centre, and how through centuries it has changed.

Bear cage and other German bizarre Zoos. The size of the Lion's d&%k fighting Hercules at the entrance.

Historischer Hafen Berlin

Hanseatic league. Berlin' geographical location made possible to be a Hanseatic League member, but by far not a important one. The commerce just start improving when the Great Elector start the process of creating canals connecting the main rivers of the State, that Berlin's Status would improve.

Humboldt Forum

We will be entering inside the old (really new) palace and go over all the money used for the beautiful cosmetic work that this building has gone through

Museum Knoblauchhaus

Ephraim was the Jewlry maker of court of Friedrich the Great in the 1700s, and build his house at the location. He even had a silver refinary in the backyard. Two very important subjects: Friedrich the Great and the History of Berlin jews.

St. Nicholas Church (Nikolaikirche)

This is where we wrap up and end our lovely "old" addition of Rude Bastard tour. Break down from 1200-1800's.